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Taken from an Ul’dahn newspaper before officials declared a mass recall.Homegrown Cures & Curatives, Now Bursting for Business!Miracles for all ailments and illments and killments hailing from the newly upstarted star-studded entrepreneur in town! Pulling herself up by her bootstraps, Madame Ingrid Cheesewright lives the dream of penniless disease-ridden orphan exhausting her feeble yet charitable heart to death to becoming the genius prodigal millionaire daughter of potions she is today, practicing humble heroism and graduating from the alchemically-whatever guild on top of her classmates overnight! Come get a taste of this virtuoso’s all-curing pancakes and concoctions that are very good, the best, and what have you, so good they’re calling it the best-kept clam on Pearl Lane.
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